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It's me, Caleb, again!

Let's talk about
TOP ELF!
Order it HERE! (thank you)
First let's listen to Scholastic talk about TOP ELF:

The elves can't be kept on shelves in this hilarious middle-grade debut about what happens when Santa opens a contest to find his successor.

Ollie is a very happy elf -- happy to work in Santa's workshop, happy to invent new games with his best friend Celia, happy to be a part of Christmas. Never in a million years would it have occurred to him that he'd have a chance to be the next Santa.

Who will sweep the chimney-climbing event? Whose ride will sleigh the competition? Where can a few extra reindeer be found? All these questions (and more) are answered in this hysterically funny, deeply adventurous tale of elves and Clauses vying for Pole position.

Okay, now let's listen to ME talk about it:
It's good!
Whew, glad that's over!
Now for the fun part.
Order from Avid Bookshop to get a signed and personalized copy!

Thanks to everyone's pre-order support, I'm working on a video miniseries called

"Jokes With Dogs!"

where I will tell jokes to dogs. If you would like to support the show, write "JWD" in the Avid Bookshop order comments, and every 5 will sponsor another episode of the show.

It's that easy!!!
Order TOP ELF from ~Avid Bookshop~
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Cartoon me was drawn by Matt Cummings!